Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1752 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ores Mined: 5947 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 507358 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4825
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Dimension Hops: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Enchantments Applied: 210

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Crops Grown: 5105
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Crops Grown: 9963

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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