TVBlockerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	68	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	5784	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6593	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Emeralds Found:	8072	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3414	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2603
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	6604