TV Show Fails Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LastWordCraft

deathbed, departing message, dying wishes, end of journey, end of life, Farewell, final declaration, final farewell, final message, final statement, final thoughts, last words, LastWordCraft, parting declaration, parting farewell, parting message, parting words, ultimate declaration, ultimate farewell, ultimate message, ultimate words

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience epic battles with giant chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast world of possibilities. Your last words will be “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server

coat of arms, controversy, CraftyDans, Danish king, diplomatic conflict, Dispute, Emblem, Flag, Greenland, heraldry, historical significance, international relations, Minecraft, Monarchy, national identity, Politics, Row, royal family, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Symbolism, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5870	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4012
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.

MapleCraftMergeUS

Canada, collaboration, controversial, Diplomacy, Government, headline, international relations, leadership, MapleCraftMergeUS, MERGE, News, North America, Politics, resignation, response, speculation, suggestion, trudeau, trump, U.S, Unity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4568	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7417
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	7156
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	6872	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3758	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6442
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	100629
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3829
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	6301
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	720157	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!