TV Men Minecraft SMP

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 881
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Creeper_Network

    Creeper_Network

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 3360 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 263554 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

    PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 1245
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Civilization RolePlay

    Civilization RolePlay

    A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Magic Items Found: 6274

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4413 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Star Shards Collected: 150

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features
    • Never reset
    • Minimal to no anticheat
    • Minimal to no rules
    • Custom mobs
    • Custom plugins
    • Custom enchants
    • Guns
    • Optional protection blocks
    • 2b2t fitmc
    • Top balance and vote cash prize
    • Free ranks
    • Free 32k kits
    • Vanilla
    • Tekkit
    • Disguises
    • Skyblock
    • Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it
    • Many more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7278
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Villages Defended: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Ores Mined: 5929 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2829 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Emeralds Found: 1412
    Magic Items Found: 5384 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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