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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5502 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.