| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6852 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9840 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.
Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!
So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4747 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4016 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 1788 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1404 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 3698 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7655 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8536 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| About Us |
|---|
| While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc. |
| Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting. |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity. |
| 16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod | Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows for various customization options for armor stands. |
| Discord > server chat | Enables communication between Discord and server chat. |
| Web based world map | High-quality map with multiple perspectives. |
| Gradual world border expansion | Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border. |
| Grief prevention | Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly. |
| Adult staff team | Experienced staff without power complexes. |
| Opt-in only PVP | Players can choose to participate in PVP. |
| Decorative player heads | Allows for decorative player heads in the game. |
| Decisions made by community vote | Community-driven decision-making process. |
| Sleep skip | Feature to skip the night by majority sleep. |
A: Head to smp.me to apply!
A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.
A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.
A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2131 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 187234 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 113 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3062 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8770 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Votes: | 6069 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.
come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9597 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.
And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.
So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9775 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Server Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Location | Australia/NZ |
| Server Type | SMP |
| Server Version | 1.21+ |
| Plugins | Lifesteal |
| Community | Growing |
A: Yes, the server is 24/7.
A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.
A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.
A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.
For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7085 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3628 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
