Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European countries, generalizations, History, Identity, immigration, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, Poles, polish culture, PolishPoleDancers, prejudice, Server, societal attitudes, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, Traditions

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	129
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4991

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	6898	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	110
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	517

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7046
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8675	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Farms Harvested:	132
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!