TURMOIL SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	2434
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Animals Bred:	111	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	6844	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	570809	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	28

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8646	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	1590

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Farms Harvested:	938	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	119	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	8774
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5717	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mines Excavated:	4795	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	8