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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3244	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	365
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	906878
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1544	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	860
Magic Items Found:	3828	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1921
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ores Mined:	8472	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Buildings Constructed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ores Mined:	822
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28