| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7243 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3889 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3739 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6281 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 31 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 664 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8791 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 368 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3254 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 541 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5906 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 848 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8585 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.
Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5011 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7539 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 60 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
