| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7746 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7758 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8278 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 141 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2486 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 54 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8940 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9107 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9159 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8647 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1990 | New Chunks Explored: | 545450 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6118 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 4236 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1629 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 229 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 298 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Votes: | 6768 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 215092 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5642 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5844 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8798 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
