| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9760 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3921 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5594 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9849 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4448 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3296 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1044 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4263 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3281 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 644 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1039 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 374 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7078 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9803 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3353 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4093 |
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1191 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 835 | New Chunks Explored: | 968883 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6472 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9257 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
