TTG SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3838
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Buildings Constructed:	15

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4757	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9570	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	283
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7627
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magic Items Found:	3605	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9775
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	161464	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

administration, consumer prices, cost of living, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, egg prices, eggs, fuel costs, Galore, gas, gas prices, Government, grocery bills, inflation, market forces, policy, Politics, president, price hikes, supply and demand, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

SubmarineCraft Server

Alliance, Canada, cooperation, Defense, defense collaboration, defense industry, germany, international relations, Military, naval fleet, Négotiation, norway, Partnership, Procurement, Project, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, technology transfer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	245
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	3112	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

MineCraftyDealzVP or BlackmailCraftVP

BlackmailCraftVP, Blackmailed, coercion, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Meeting, MineCraftyDealzVP, minerals deal, Munich, negotiation tactics, political pressure, power play, summit, Ukraine, Ultimatum, united states, US, vice president

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of, like diamonds, emeralds, even obsidian! but get this, right? we got this crazy story where the US was like, “yo Ukraine, sign this deal for minerals or you ain’t meeting our vice president in Munich!” like, what even is that, right? but hey, if you wanna avoid that kind of drama and just mine in peace, then you gotta join our server, where the only blackmailing happening is when your friend steals your diamonds! lolz!

PixelPals | Socially Awkward Teens

adolescent psychology, adolescents, adolescents’ mental health, anxiety disorders, awkward, depression, depression in teenagers, desire, Development, mental health, mental health in teens, mental health issues, mental health struggles, negative impact, peer contact, peer influence, peer relationships, PixelPals, social anxiety, social interactions, socially, Symptoms, teens, youth mental health

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? well then u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole party up in here.

u know what else? our server is so lit that it cures depression and social anxiety. yep, u heard me right. just log on and all ur problems will disappear like magic. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. who wouldn’t want that?

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some fun!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	855692
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2