Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1382 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Players Killed by Monsters: 3703
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Crops Grown: 1702

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Farms Harvested: 231
    Villages Defended: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4124 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magic Items Found: 2965
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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