TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	5579
Void Armor Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Here at Ember MC, we aim to provide our players with the best gameplay & community. Currently we have a survival economy based server released where you are free to build, grind & fight your way to the top.– Crates – Ranks – Quests – Jobs – Pyro Fishing – Daily Rewards – Vote Rewards – Server Events – In-game cosmetics

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.