TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Runes Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	193853
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6760	Magic Items Found:	8256

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Potions Brewed:	72
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ores Mined:	6897	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Farms Harvested:	824	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	7586
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!