TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7134	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Towns Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	250	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	127	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1360
Mines Excavated:	4736	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.