TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Subur

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Kingdoms of Miheav

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	827	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EnhancedMC

Skyblock

Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

– Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	9298
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Castle Craft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Geocivs

Economy, Factions, Survival

GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6612
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EGK RolepPlay

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The server is RolePlay type.

We have different mods on the server -Voicechat – Car mode -Weapons mode -Clothes fashion -Many others

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MasterCraft Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO

The MasterCraft Faction Server is ran by AquaLeonChris the Owner of MasterCraft Chemist and is apart of the MasterCraft Network. The Faction server is a 1.8 – 1.14.4 server which means you can join on any version. Our Faction server has a ton of features like a custom shop, Bounties, Crates, Lotteries, Gambling along with a couple custom plugins to make Factions even more awesome and we will be adding more as time goes on If you have any suggestions for the server dont be shy talk to one of the admins The MasterCraft Network is based in the united states. We have many more different gamemodes you can play on such as Survival, Skyblock, Factions, OP Factions, Prison Pixelmon – with all of them containing some kind of unique plugins to make your playing experience even better. Minigames will be coming to the server in the future, and events are frequently hosted by our dedicated and friendly staff team. We hope you enjoy our Faction Server and Enjoy your stay in the MasterCraft Network.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	6434	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DimensionPVP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

DimensionPvP » Factions What we offer »——————————–« – Sellwands – Harvesterhoes – Genbuckets – Friendly community – Weekly Events – KOTHS – TNTFill – Duels – Balanced economy – Withdraws – Trading »——————————–«

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4816
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	4650	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!