Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	276576	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	3242	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3982	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	5645	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Star Shards Collected:	255	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9676	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	3387
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.