Trump’s Blocky Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	7366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	New Chunks Explored:	30543
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crops Grown:	1778	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	93
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Farms Harvested:	274
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	150	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3