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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7528 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 385 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 455 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)