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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7859 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)