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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4771 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5750 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 189 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!