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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9803 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1797 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
you’ll have to navigate through crazy mazes filled with lava pits and giant spiders wearing top hats. but don’t worry, you can ride on a magical unicorn to get through it all. there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the evil wizard who wants to steal all your loot. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire.
so come join us on this epic journey of mayhem and madness. putin must withdraw troops to negotiate – scholz. wait, what? just kidding, that’s not relevant here. just come play on our server and have a blast!