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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7946 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 2032 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)