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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2566 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)