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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 735 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7995 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)