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Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

Accountability, activism, Apology, Australia, Colonialism, Demand, global awareness, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, imperialism, INEQUALITY, injustice, mexico, Minecraft, neoliberal, neoliberal oppression, Oppression, Poland, reparations, restitution, Server, social justice, solidarity, world countries

Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Towns Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyFriendz

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Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NasrallahsGoneWild

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	106

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1327	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	2759	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	183
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	244618

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7222
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9212	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Emeralds Found:	2440
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Villages Defended:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1