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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
Chimeras Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchantments Applied: 70

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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