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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1719 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.
But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!