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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1975 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3805 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
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