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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Crops Grown: 2962 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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