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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7483 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join us if you can’t stand the highly popularized trend of playing Minecraft like a normal person. On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your trading skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on those boring SMPs when you can join us and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!