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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9544 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4572 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!