TraumaKidMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1372	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	112
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.

join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	692
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Love Letters Sent:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

SpookySMP: Paranormal Tales

eerie happenings, eerie sightings, ghostly apparitions, ghostly encounter, inexplicable happenings, mysterious events, mysterious sightings, otherworldly experiences, Paranormal, paranormal activity, spooky encounters, SpookySMP, strange encounters, strange happenings, strange phenomena, Supernatural, supernatural occurrences, Tales, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest paranormal stuff happening all the time! Like one time, I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a ghost pig appeared out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena! And then, we have this haunted village where the villagers speak in ancient alien languages and trade emeralds for souls. It’s like living in a real-life horror movie but with blocky graphics. So if you’re into spooky stuff and want to experience the supernatural in Minecraft, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockyMaskedMadness

BlockyMaskedMadness, community health, Covid-19, face covering, health guidelines, mask comfort, mask compliance, mask debate, mask effectiveness, mask fashion, mask fatigue, mask mandate, mask wearing, new normal, pandemic, personal choice, public health, respiratory protection, safety precautions, social distancing, virus prevention

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of wearing a mask in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can roam free without any pesky masks getting in your way! Our server is a mask-free zone where you can breathe easy and let your blocky avatar run wild. No need to worry about social distancing here, just good old-fashioned block building fun! Join us and say goodbye to masks forever!

BlockyJusticeSyria

Accountability, authoritarian regime, BlockyJusticeSyria, Conflict, controversy, executions, global condemnation, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, Justice Minister, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, political scandal, public outcry, public scrutiny, social media, Syria, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3715
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!

Eternal Anime Kingdom 1.21

Anime, anime ratings, classic anime, ETERNAL, Eva Unit 01, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, highest rated anime, iconic anime, Japan, Kingdom, long tail tags, mecha anime, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, Popular Anime, psychological anime, science fiction anime, Shinji Ikari, TV ratings, tv show

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like the Neon Genesis Evangelion of servers, it’s got a 9.7 rating which is like, super legit and stuff.

Join dis server if u wanna be part of something epic and mind-blowing, just like watching that anime for the first time.

You’ll be like Shinji in the Eva unit, except instead of fighting angels, you’ll be fighting creepers and zombies.

Trust me, this server is the bomb dot com and you won’t regret joining. Just make sure to bring your A game and get ready for some crazy adventures.

SnackCraftCentral

after work, Alone Time, appetizer, Boyfriend, Cocktail, Communication, control, Cooking, drink, Early, home, INDEPENDENCE, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, Schedule, snack, SnackCraftCentral, social media, Surprise, Upset

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of being questioned for enjoying a drink after work without your significant other breathing down your neck? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where independence is celebrated and alone time is cherished. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time without the hassle of being interrogated for living your best life.

We promise a crazy adventure filled with surprises (but not the kind where your boyfriend shows up unexpectedly while you’re trying to unwind). So come join us and let your inner gamer shine, no questions asked!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7