TraumaKidMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	552
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7692
New Chunks Explored:	740982	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8924
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Farms Harvested:	224	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8982	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
New Chunks Explored:	139789	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.

join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

BlockyCorp News Network

2016 acquisition, Australian media, Australian newspapers, BlockyCorp, conglomerates, conservative shift, corporate conglomerates, corporate influence, influence, Media acquisitions, Media bias, media consolidation, media control, media manipulation, Media Ownership, media ownership concentration, Network, News, News Corp, newspaper bias, political influence, political slant, supply-side factors

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mines Excavated:	3952
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Animals, Bear, bears, celebration, CONGRATS, congratulations, FANTASY, FEMINIST, funny, gender swap, Girls, humor, imagination, JOKE, Kingdom, Men, replaced, role reversal, silly, Wild, women power, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8