Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a hilarious way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will make you question your entire existence. Remember that time you got lost in the grocery store and thought you were never going to see your mom again? Well, get ready to experience that same level of panic when you get lost in our massive world filled with hidden traps and confusing mazes. So come join us and let’s all laugh at our past traumas together!
TraumaCraft SMP: Childhood Woes
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Bedazzled Boxers & Booty Shorts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a man in flannel pajamas? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to turn your girl on faster than a man in a silk robe! Join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and more excitement than a sleepover at a haunted house. So what are you waiting for? Slip into your diamond armor and join us for a night you won’t forget!
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CraftyCoup Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dystopian society and plot against the corrupt president yoon who tried to take over with martial law but got caught cuz he forgot to wear his invisibility cloak lmao. gather ur friends and overthrow the government or just chill and build a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless on this wild server. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on in and let the chaos begin!
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YoonCraft: Martial Law Mayhem
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the south korean president yoon got arrested for trying to implement martial law in the game! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as this story! join now and be a part of the chaos, because why not? who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next!
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Genie Mind Meld Server
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where, like, a genie is telepathic and grants you the first three wishes you think about. like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly think “i wish for a million diamonds” and BAM! you got a million diamonds.but, like, here’s the catch – the genie is also super mischievous and might twist your wishes around. like, you wish for a pet dragon and you end up with a tiny dragon that’s more like a lizard than a fire-breathing beast.
but, like, that’s not all! there are also secret dungeons filled with loot and monsters that drop rare items. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious banter and jokes.
so, like, if you want a minecraft server that’s totally insane and full of surprises, then you gotta join this server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with that telepathic genie around!
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DesperadoMC
Welcome to DesperadoMC – Your Wild West Adventure Awaits!
Saddle up, partner! DesperadoMC is a custom Minecraft server that brings the thrill of the Old West (and Red Dead Redemption) to life. From immersive storytelling and action-packed quests to unique features like trading, buyable houses, and sharpshooting gameplay, this is a server like no other!
Currently in Development
Right now, DesperadoMC is whitelist-only as we build and refine this epic world. We’re looking for creative builders and fearless playtesters to help us shape the frontier.Apply Now
Discord: https://discord.gg/cAgFkkwcAC
Website: www.desperadomc.comdesperado.mc.gg