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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5604 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Emeralds Found: | 4974 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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