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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6843 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1093 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!