Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 151 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of LLAMAS come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with UNICORNS that poop rainbows, ZOMBIE chickens that drop fried chicken legs, and ENDER DRAGONS that challenge you to dance-offs instead of battles.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where CREEPERS are the DJs, a skydiving mini-game where you parachute onto giant marshmallows, and a MOOSHROOM petting zoo where the mooshrooms give you free milkshakes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most WACKY, WILD, and WONDERFUL Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
