TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3768	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Items Found:	7827

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mines Excavated:	3499

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7088	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	3474
Villages Defended:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7852
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.