Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of fabulousness! Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fabulous Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where traps, femboys, and twinks ruled the land. Together, they built a glittery empire filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless parties. And guess what? You can be a part of this fabulous adventure too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons where you can battle fierce drag queens and sassy fairies for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond-studded high heels of power! Trust me, you’ll be strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our eternal trap/trans/femboy/twink thread and let your fabulousness shine brighter than a beacon in the night. Who knows, you might just find your inner diva along the way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6208 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Potions Brewed: 153
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 407 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Ores Mined: 2677
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Emeralds Found: 9990

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

    Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!
    Minecraft Server Overview
    2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
    1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Diamond economy
    Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
    What version of Minecraft does the server run? 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
    What is the average age range of players on the server? Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
    Is the server friendly to new players? Yes, the server is friendly to new players

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

    And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Love Effort Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where love and friendship are the main focus? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where love is considered a withdrawal effect akin to drugs. That’s right, forget about building relationships and forming bonds with other players, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 3201
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomzCraftHub

    MomzCraftHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

    Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

    Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

    So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4008

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

    RegretCraft SMP – Oops!
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AssholeCraft2021

    AssholeCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

    Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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