Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 713585

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY