Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Gods Slained: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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