Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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