Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Zombie Dances: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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