Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9322
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Items Found: 6104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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