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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6274 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.
so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.