Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 370

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2396 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 169
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1138
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Ores Mined: 1488 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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