Toy Box Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Box, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, f-16, flight simulator, humor, Incompetence, international relations, military equipment, military technology, military training, Minecraft, mockery, nato, Political satire, Server, simulation, Toy, Training, Ukraine, war games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Star Shards Collected:	177	Ores Mined:	9261
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	810065	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	809657	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	2812

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5110	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	188

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	8918
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	168
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!